Maybe It's Funny, But Not For Me

Helvetica, set enormous, red on pink, because the sentence did not need any help. It is the thing you say two seconds after everyone else has stopped laughing, when the table has already moved on to something else and you are still holding the joke like a coat nobody offered to take.

100% paper, obviously.

Sold unframed. Where a frame appears in the photographs, it is the photographer's, not yours.

Rolled in a rigid tube it frankly does not deserve. About a week, door to door.

Shipping is $8 anywhere we send them, and nothing at all over $70.

Fourteen days from delivery, send it back undamaged and we'll refund the poster. Return postage is yours. We'd rather have it back than have it resented on a wall somewhere.