Questions I've had enough of

No.

About ten days. Sometimes the courier is late. That's normal. Amazon ruined you.

No. Every time I said yes I got sentences that were funny to exactly one person. Horrible stretch of my life.

Send it back undamaged within 14 days and I'll refund the poster. Return postage is yours. Though honestly, you could tell from the site.

You can wait. If you can't, put the six characters from your confirmation into Tracking, with the email you used.

notyetimposter@gmail.com. Yes, it's free. I'll buy a real one eventually.

No. There is a room with posters in it, but it also has our laundry in it, so no.

Dunno. No second meaning, no story about a whiteboard.

When a version sells out we leave it sold out. If you're waiting for one, don't.