Posters for people who already know how it ends.
Nine sentences you have already thought. Printed too big to pretend otherwise.
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Bestsellers
The ones that leave here most often. We have theories about why, and not one of them flatters anybody.
Collection “The 2025s”
Everything from the first year, made before we had the faintest idea what any of this was going to become.
Just landed
The most recent ones, which are not necessarily the best ones. They are simply the ones we have not got tired of yet.
Series “The Office”
Three sentences for the place you spend most of your waking life, hung where the people responsible can read them.
The catalogue
All of them, in the order they happened to us. There will be more, eventually, probably.
What people say
Their words, not ours. We only chose the order they appear in, and we would not have chosen it any differently.
We'll disappoint you monthly.
New drops, occasional discounts. Unsubscribe whenever, we won't take it personally.
Questions
All of them →Is the frame included?
No.
How long does shipping take?
About ten days. Sometimes the courier is late. That's normal. Amazon ruined you.
Can I get a custom one?
No. Every time we said yes we got sentences that were funny to exactly one person. Horrible stretch of our lives.
What if I don't like it?
Send it back undamaged within 14 days and we'll refund the poster. Return postage is yours. Though honestly, you could tell from the site.
Where is my order?
You can wait. If you can't, put the six characters from your confirmation into Tracking, with the email you used.
How do I get hold of you?
notyetimposter@gmail.com. Yes, it's free. We'll buy a real one eventually.
What you actually get
170 gsm coated silk
Smooth, barely any sheen, nothing to distract from the bad news.
Giclée, pigment inks
It won't fade. Unlike you.
12×16 in · 24×32 in
Two sizes. Pick based on how much of the wall you want it to take.
Small runs
When a version sells out we don't reprint it. Partly scarcity, partly boredom.