π₯Bestsellers
The ones that leave here most often. We have theories about why, and not one of them flatters anybody.
π§Collection βThe 2025sβ
Everything from the first year, made before we had the faintest idea what any of this was going to become.
πJust landed
The most recent ones, which are not necessarily the best ones. They are simply the ones we have not got tired of yet.
ποΈSeries βThe Officeβ
Three sentences for the place you spend most of your waking life, hung where the people responsible can read them.
What people say
β οΈThe catalogue
We'll disappoint you monthly.
New drops, occasional discounts. Unsubscribe whenever, we won't take it personally.
Questions
All of them βIs the frame included?
No.
How long does shipping take?
About ten days. Sometimes the courier is late. That's normal. Amazon ruined you.
Can I get a custom one?
No. Every time we said yes we got sentences that were funny to exactly one person. Horrible stretch of our lives.
What if I don't like it?
Send it back undamaged within 14 days and we'll refund the poster. Return postage is yours. Though honestly, you could tell from the site.
Where is my order?
You can wait. If you can't, put the six characters from your confirmation into Tracking, with the email you used.
How do I get hold of you?
notyetimposter@gmail.com. Yes, it's free. We'll buy a real one eventually.























