I've decided to be more posit- WTF NO.

Every self-help book, every morning mantra, every friend who says "just think positive", undone by one red pen. The poster records the exact second a well-meant resolution meets reality, and reality wins without a fight. It is not pessimism: it is honesty that finally stopped pretending.

100% paper, obviously.

Sold unframed. Where a frame appears in the photographs, it is the photographer's, not yours.

Rolled in a rigid tube. It arrives intact — after that it's your problem.

$8 anywhere. Nothing over $70.

Send it back undamaged within 14 days and we'll refund the poster. Return postage is yours. Though honestly, you could tell from the site.