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What about life? Is too long

Everyone keeps saying life is short, usually while posting a sunset from a holiday you couldn’t afford? WHAT ABOUT LIFE? IS TOO LONG is the poster for the rest of us, stuck in the forty-third Tuesday of the year with forty more years of Tuesdays to go and no intermission to piss in.

$35

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100% paper. What did you expect, marble?

Sold unframed. The frame in the photos is mine. Get your own.

Rolled in a rigid tube, or how the hell would I post it? It arrives intact. After that, your problem.

$8 anywhere. Nothing over $80.

Send it back undamaged within 14 days and I'll refund the poster. Return postage is yours. Though honestly, you could tell from the site.

The frame is not included and never will be.The frame is not included and never will be.The frame is not included and never will be.The frame is not included and never will be.The frame is not included and never will be.

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Reviews I couldn't delete4.8 (18 reviews), verified

Lauren K. · Maybe It’s Fun, Just Not for Me · 07 Sep 2026Report
“Exactly what I expected from the photos. It looks great in a simple black frame and fits my office perfectly.”
imposter.

Your office has been slightly improved.

Emily R. · I Love My Comfort Zone · 03 Sep 2026Report
“The print looks even better in person. Nice thick paper, clean colors, and it arrived without a single crease.”
imposter.

A suspiciously successful transaction.

Jason M. · Born Tired · 05 Sep 2026Report
“Bought this for my brother and he immediately hung it above his desk. The quality is really nice for the price.”
imposter.

He has accepted his condition.

Tyler B. · I Love My Comfort Zone · 09 Sep 2026Report
“Shipping was quick and the poster came well protected. I’ve already had several people ask me where I got it.”
imposter.

Unfortunately, now they know.

Megan T. · Send Me Your Routing Number · 11 Sep 2026Report
“I had been looking at these for a while and finally ordered two. Both prints came out great and feel well made.”
imposter.

Resistance was never going to work.

Brandon C. · Born Tired · 13 Sep 2026Report
“Good print quality and the size was exactly right for the spot I had in mind. I’d definitely order again.”
imposter.

Threatening us with another order.

Ashley P. · Maybe It’s Fun, Just Not for Me · 15 Sep 2026Report
“Got this as a birthday gift for a friend. She loved it, and the packaging kept everything in perfect condition.”
imposter.

Another candle successfully avoided.

Kevin D. · I Love My Comfort Zone · 17 Sep 2026Report
“The package arrived on time and in great shape. The poster looks just like it did on the website.”
imposter.

No plot twist. How disappointing.

Rachel S. · Born Tired · 19 Sep 2026Report
“I put it in my bedroom and it looks great. The paper feels sturdy and the print is sharp and clear.”
imposter.

Now the room has a personality.

Andrew H. · Send Me Your Routing Number · 21 Sep 2026Report
“Really happy with the poster itself. Shipping took one extra day, but it arrived safely and was packaged very well.”
imposter.

That day is gone forever.

Nicole W. · Maybe It’s Fun, Just Not for Me · 23 Sep 2026Report
“Easy ordering process, fast delivery, and the print matched the description. I like that it feels different from typical wall art.”
imposter.

Normal wall art had enough customers.

Chris J. · I Love My Comfort Zone · 25 Sep 2026Report
“I bought it for my girlfriend because the quote reminded me of her. She laughed, so the gift was a success.”
imposter.

Relationship crisis successfully postponed.

Amanda L. · Born Tired · 27 Sep 2026Report
“It arrived carefully packed with no damage at all. Once I framed it, it looked even better than I expected.”
imposter.

The frame is taking too much credit.

Daniel F. · Maybe It’s Fun, Just Not for Me · 29 Sep 2026Report
“The design is great and the print quality is good. I personally expected the paper to have a slightly more matte finish.”
imposter.

You can’t have everything, Daniel.

Brittany G. · Send Me Your Routing Number · 01 Oct 2026Report
“This was my second order and everything went smoothly again. The prints are original and look great once they’re framed.”
imposter.

A repeat offender. Excellent.

Ryan N. · I Love My Comfort Zone · 02 Oct 2026Report
“I needed something for an empty wall in my apartment and this worked perfectly. Simple design, good quality, fast shipping.”
imposter.

Wall saved. Life still pending.

Samantha E. · Born Tired · 03 Oct 2026Report
“Really nice poster and definitely unique. I thought it would be a little bigger, but I had misread the dimensions.”
imposter.

Reading dimensions remains wildly underrated.

Eric V. · Maybe It’s Fun, Just Not for Me · 04 Oct 2026Report
“Ordered it earlier this week and it showed up in perfect condition. Good packaging, clean print, and no issues at all.”
imposter.

Suspiciously painless.

Hannah A. · Send Me Your Routing Number · 04 Oct 2026Report
“Found the shop by accident and decided to give it a try. Very happy with both the print quality and delivery.”
imposter.

The best mistakes start by accident.

Michael O. · I Love My Comfort Zone · 04 Oct 2026Report
“We ordered three prints for our studio and they look great together. Pretty much everyone who comes in comments on them.”
imposter.

“Pretty much” is our favorite part.